So they’re releasing 24K Nintendo Entertainment Systems now… 4 reasons I won’t get

Analogue is releasing them.

Reasons I won’t get:

  1. They’re expensive
  2. They’re new, not vintage
  3. They’re not even a top loader.
  4. I hate the NES.

I don’t have money.

What’s the point of getting an expensive NES if you can’t even put it in a museum.

There’s going to be mad dust in your gold.

I prefer the bootlegs better because those damn things actually work. Again, it’s not a top loader. There’s going to be mad dust in that thing. It’s the equivalent of a $5000 paperweight. It actually is! A shoebox even.

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